A Hershey’s kiss

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When a woman’s butt is so stretched out from too much butt-fucking, she doesn’t wipe and then slaps her puckered butt on your face like it’s a candy bar.
My girlfriend's butt hit my face like a brick. I thought I was getting a kiss, but it was a disaster.
He didn’t wipe and kissed me with his butt. I almost threw up.
I got a Hershey’s kiss from my mom. It wasn’t chocolate. It was her butt.
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Big, saggy nipples that look like they’ve been dipped in chocolate and left in the sun.
My girl’s nipples look like they came straight out of a candy factory.
She has Hershey’s kisses for nipples. I’m obsessed.
I asked her if she was a candy bar, and she said, ‘I’m a full meal.’
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When you deep-throat someone’s butt and then sing a stupid song while you’re still licking it.
I ate out my boyfriend’s butt and sang ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’ while I was still licking it.
After eating out my man, I did a little dance and sang ‘Let It Go.’
I had a Hershey’s kiss after anal sex and still had time to text my ex.
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When your girl stuffs her dirty underwear in your mouth so only the tag is hanging out, making you look like a stupid candy.
My girlfriend stuffed her dirty panties in my mouth. I looked like a dumb Hershey’s kiss.
He had a Hershey’s kiss in his mouth, and it was his girlfriend’s dirty panties.
She stuffed her panties in my mouth. I looked like a candy bar with a tag.
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The little poop smudge stuck on your cock after you take a dump in your girlfriend’s butt.
After I ate out my girlfriend, there was a poop smudge on my cock. It looked like a Hershey’s kiss.
He had a little poop on his cock. It was a Hershey’s kiss from his girlfriend.
I took a dump in my girl’s butt, and now I have a Hershey’s kiss on my cock.
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When you pull out of your girlfriend’s butt and there’s a big poop on the end of your cock like a chocolate kiss.
I pulled out of my girlfriend’s butt, and there was a big poop on my cock. It looked like a Hershey’s kiss.
He pulled out of his girlfriend’s butt and had a poop on his cock. It was a Hershey’s kiss.
She had a poop on my cock after I ate her out. It was like a chocolate kiss.
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Tiny little tits that look like candy, and nipples that are just as cute.
Her tits are like little candy bars. I love them.
He said my tits looked like Hershey’s kisses. I took it as a compliment.
Her nipples look like the candy, and her tits are like the wrapper.
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