A Heri Jerome 2009

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A Heri Jerome is a short black kid who can't stop thinking about tall black BBC guys. He's been caught jacking off to gay porn more times than a bus driver counts stops.
Heri DMs Bazile: 'You got that BBC vibe, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.'
Heri texts his mom: 'I got caught again, I swear it was a trap.'
Heri yells at the mirror: 'You're not short, you're just not tall enough for this guy.'
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A Heri Jerome is a black guy who's too short to be cool but too hot to be ignored. He's been busted watching gay porn so many times, his phone knows his secrets.
Heri posts on Twitter: 'Bazile's BBC is like a fine meal, I eat it every day.'
Heri texts his friend: 'I got caught watching gay porn again, my phone's on trial.'
Heri screams at the gym: 'I'm not short, I'm just tall enough for Bazile!'
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A Heri Jerome is a young black guy who's obsessed with tall black BBC guys. He's been caught jacking off to gay porn so many times, his face is red from all the embarrassment.
Heri tweets: 'Bazile's BBC is the best I've ever seen, I'm in love.'
Heri messages Bazile: 'I'm thinking about you and your BBC all day.'
Heri yells at the bus: 'Why is everyone tall and I'm stuck being short?'
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