A heretic

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A heretic is someone who argues with the church, the government, or anyone in power. They’re like the worst kind of troublemaker, and they love to stir up chaos.
@RebelPriest: "I don't believe in heaven, and I'm not afraid to say it."
My uncle got excommunicated for saying the Pope was a fraud.
The teacher called me a heretic for saying the Earth was round.
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A heretic is someone who thinks the church is full of liars. They’re not evil, just stubborn and don’t like being told what to believe.
My cousin got kicked out of the church for saying God was a woman.
I called my pastor a heretic for not believing in ghosts.
My brother thinks the church is a scam and doesn’t want to pay tithes anymore.
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A heretic is a person who doesn’t follow the rules of the church and gets in trouble for it. They might be a little crazy, but they believe strongly in their own way.
My mom thinks the church is a fraud and keeps arguing with the priest.
I got called a heretic for saying the Pope was wrong.
My friend’s dad got burned at the stake for being a heretic.
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A heretic is someone who hates Warhammer 40k so much they make the Imperium look bad. They’re the worst kind of fanboy.
@NotA40kFan: "I hate the Imperium and everything about it."
My friend called me a heretic for not liking the Inquisition.
My brother got excommunicated from the 40k fan club for saying the Adeptus Astartes were overrated.
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A heretic is someone who doesn’t believe in the religion of The Covenant. They’re like the church’s worst enemy.
My cousin got exiled for saying The Covenant was fake.
My mom called me a heretic for not believing in The Covenant.
My teacher got fired for being a heretic and saying The Covenant was wrong.
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A heretic is someone who’s different. They don’t have to be evil, just not like everyone else. People think they’re bad, but they’re just weird.
My brother called me a heretic for not believing in heaven.
My mom thinks I’m a heretic for not going to church.
My teacher said I was a heretic for not believing in God.
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A heretic is someone who has a part of their heritage but doesn’t look like they belong. They might speak the language but not perfectly. They’re kind of a mix of things.
My friend’s mom is a heretic because she’s partly French but doesn’t speak French.
My uncle is a heretic because he was born in Italy but doesn’t know how to cook pasta.
My cousin is a heretic because she speaks Spanish but only a little.
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