A Herbert

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A smelly guy who hangs around women like a dog at work, always pretending to be their friend until their boyfriend or husband flips out and the Herbert jumps in like a cocky jackass and gets laid.
My boss is a Herbert, every time the new intern cries, he offers her a muffin and a shoulder to cry on.
He got his ex girlfriend back just because her husband yelled at her.
He’s been trying to flirt with my mom for three years and still thinks she’s single.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brit who’s smart as hell but acts like a softie. He’s got a brain like a genius, but he’s too shy to show it. He likes to go on wild trips, and if he’s drunk, he might start a fight in a grocery store.
My cousin’s a Herbert, he got a PhD but still wears pajamas to work.
He took a trip to the Andes just because he thought it sounded cool.
He drank ten beers and started yelling at the cashier about how the bread was too expensive.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A boring guy who hates change and makes hippies mad by being too normal. He doesn’t like anyone who’s different or weird.
My neighbor is a Herbert, he thinks TikTok is a conspiracy.
He yells at kids who wear glitter to school.
He got fired because he refused to wear a mask during the pandemic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A messy guy with long hair who looks like a hippie but hangs out with punks. He’s got no style and is too lazy to clean up.
That Herbert at the skate park has hair like a goat and smells like old pizza.
He showed up to a concert wearing a shirt inside out and no socks.
He tried to start a band but forgot his guitar at home.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A brainy guy who’s super smart and loves people. He’s kind to a point where he’ll get sad if someone else is sad. He’s got a thing for sensuality and will fall in love with anyone who smiles at him.
My teacher is a Herbert, he cried when I failed my math test.
He dated three girls at once and still passed his exams.
He fell in love with the school janitor because she smiled at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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An old guy from Family Guy who’s obsessed with a boy named Chris. He’s gross and creepy and thinks he’s going to get married one day.
Herbert cries every time Chris says he’s busy.
He wears a wedding dress to work and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
He asked the mailman if he was Chris’s dad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb, lazy guy who hangs out at fast food places and steals snacks. He looks like a caveman and doesn’t know how to be funny.
That Herbert at the burger place stole my fries and said they were free.
He tried to fight a security guard over a can of soda.
He wore a Burger King hat to school and cried when the teacher said it was ugly.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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