A Heinrich Himmler

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When you blow weed smoke into a girl’s snatch and make her let out a loud queef, like a Nazi gas chamber letting out a stink bomb.
My girlfriend’s queef was so loud, I thought the whole neighborhood heard it.
He blew smoke in her snatch and she screamed like she was on fire.
At the party, he made her queef so hard, the whole room laughed until they cried.
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The crazy Nazi guy who ran the SS and killed tons of Jews. He was a total mofo, and he got his comeuppance in the end.
He was the worst Nazi, and he deserved to be killed.
He ran the death camps and was a total idiot.
He killed millions and ended up dying like a chump.
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The head of the SS, Gestapo, and Hitler’s favorite idiot. He ran the whole show and screamed ‘Sieg Heil’ like a lunatic.
He was the boss of the Gestapo and a total lunatic.
He screamed Sieg Heil like a madman every day.
He was the biggest idiot in the Nazi army.
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Heinrich Himmler was the real boss because he did whatever he wanted and never asked Hitler for permission. That’s how you know he was the real leader.
He never asked Hitler for permission, so he was the real leader.
He was the boss because he was too much of a mofo to ask.
He ran things like a total dictator and never needed permission.
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A Heinrich Himmler is when you take a bunch of radio antennas, wrap them in paper mache, and then shove that gross mess up someone’s butt, vagina, mouth, or pee hole.
He shoved a mess of antennas up her butt at the party.
She got a paper mache antenna up her mouth and screamed like a banshee.
He stuck that gross thing in his friend’s pee hole and laughed like a maniac.
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