Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting forced to split your snacks with your annoying friends

I had to share my last chip with three heggy’s. My soul is now broken.

My heggy squad took my pizza. I’m now a ghost.

I had to split my candy with my heggy friend. I’m now a sad kid.

2

A huge family that screams, eats too much, and thinks they're the best at everything

My heggy family screamed so loud, I got a headache.

They ate my whole fridge. I’m now a ghost.

They think they're the best. They're not.

3

You 'heggie' a word to make it extra stupid and laugh at it

I heggyed the word ‘bored’. Now it’s ‘heggied bored’ and it’s stupid.

She heggyed ‘sleep’ and now it’s ‘heggied sleep’ and I’m confused.

He heggyed ‘math’ and now it’s ‘heggied math’ and I hate life.

4

A fake person you blame for everything, just to make things less annoying

I blamed my heggy for my bad grade. Now he’s mad.

My heggy got blamed for my failed math test. He’s now a ghost.

I blamed my heggy for my lost shoe. He’s now a ghost.

5

A rich, loud, stupid man who likes to drink, women, and cheap beer

Heggie drank my beer and now I’m sad.

Heggie ate my sandwich and I’m now a ghost.

Heggie took my woman and now I’m heartbroken.

6

A small, shy, weird creature that looks like a kid or a magical man

My little heggy stole my snack. I’m now a ghost.

My little heggy hid in my closet. I’m now scared.

My little heggy looked like a leprechaun. I’m now confused.

7

A hairy, weird, slow guy who likes to party and is always high

My heggy took my woman and now I’m sad.

My heggy drank my beer and now I’m heartbroken.

My heggy is always high and I don’t know why.