Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To poop, or to let the mess fly out like a rocket from your butt.

I just A Heavy'd my pants and my mom is gonna kill me.

I A Heavy'd so hard I woke up the neighbors.

I A Heavy'd and my sock got stuck in the toilet.

2

Used to mean ‘for real’ or ‘literally’ when someone is being extra dramatic.

I A Heavy you’re gonna fail this test.

I A Heavy you’re the worst student ever.

I A Heavy I’m gonna eat your face.

3

Big, saggy boobs that weigh so much they might fall off and take the floor with them.

She’s got A Heavy’s that make me dizzy.

My girl’s A Heavy’s are so heavy, they’re like a workout.

That girl’s A Heavy’s are like a science experiment.

4

A stupid phrase from the past about gravity being broken and people being fat. Made up by a kid who couldn’t swim.

That kid in 1955 said A Heavy was a problem with gravity.

A Heavy was just a kid who couldn’t swim and made up a lie.

They said A Heavy was a problem with the Earth.

5

A woman’s big, heavy boobs, made popular by a guy who talks too much on a podcast.

My girl’s A Heavy’s are so big, they’re like balloons.

Andrew Schulz made A Heavy famous on a podcast.

I love A Heavy’s because they’re like pillows.

6

A giant Russian guy with a minigun and a face like a grumpy bear who can take a lot of punches.

Heavy from Team Fortress 2 is like a grumpy bear with a gun.

Heavy can punch you and still have energy left.

Heavy’s the strongest guy in the game, and he’s Russian.

7

Means something is totally real, not some dumb gravity problem from the 80s.

I A Heavy you’re not going to pass this test.

I A Heavy I’m going to beat you up.

I A Heavy you’re the worst.