A Heather

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A Heather is a girl who everyone wants to be, look like, or act like. People get jealous of her, especially in Conan Gray’s song 'Heather.'
You’re a Heather? No wonder everyone stares at you in class.
Heather is the reason I failed math today.
I wish I was Heather, then I wouldn’t be stuck with my ugly face.
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Being called a Heather means you’re the most popular girl in the room. Everyone loves you, even though they don’t know why.
You’re a Heather? That explains why every guy in school is texting you.
Why are you so happy? Because you’re a Heather.
You’re a Heather? I can’t even get a guy to look at me.
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A Heather is the girl who has everything you don’t. She’s hot, talented, and all the guys want her.
Why are you so jealous? Because you’re not a Heather.
You’re not a Heather? That explains why no one asked you to prom.
Heather is the reason I failed my talent show.
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A Heather is a hot, smart, and amazing girl who won’t take your crap. She’s not into your drama, and she’ll drop you like a hot potato.
You’re a Heather? No wonder I’m the only one who doesn’t know you.
Why are you so perfect? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I got dumped.
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A Heather is a movie where girls are mean, and people die. A lot of people die.
You’re watching a Heather movie? That’s why you’re crying in the theater.
Why are you so scared of the movie? It’s a Heather movie.
Heather is the reason I’m scared of the dark.
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A Heather is when someone is ready to fight you. They’re not messing around. They’re getting ready to slap you.
You’re a Heather? That’s why I’m scared of you.
Why are you so angry? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I got in trouble.
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A Heather is a girl who has everything going for her. She’s shy, but she’s got big dreams and fights for what she wants.
You’re a Heather? That’s why I’m jealous of you.
Why are you so confident? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I’m trying harder in life.
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