Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Heat is like a red flag that screams ‘I’M A CRIMINAL’ to the cops. It’s anything that makes you look like a total idiot in front of the Heat.

I got caught robbing a convenience store because I forgot my mask, that was a Heat.

When my buddy tripped over a trash can in front of the cops, that was a Heat.

You text your crush during a heist, that’s a Heat.

2

A Heat is when your pet is so hyper and horny they’ll try to mate with anything, even your mom’s cat.

My dog tried to hump my dad’s leg during dinner, that was a Heat.

My parrot tried to peck my neighbor’s head off, that was a Heat.

My goldfish stared at the vacuum like it was a love interest, that was a Heat.

3

Heat is like when a girl is so desperate to get pregnant she’ll flirt with anyone, even your annoying cousin.

My sister started texting my uncle during lunch, that was a Heat.

My mom started eye-fucking my dad’s coworker, that was a Heat.

My friend’s dog tried to hump the mailman, that was a Heat.

4

Heat is like a synonym for ‘gun’ or ‘hot’, it’s when something is so intense it might get you arrested or make you pass out.

That was a Heat, I could’ve died from the stress.

He had a Heat in his voice, I knew I was in trouble.

That party was a Heat, it was wild and loud.

5

A Heat is when you’re so horny you’ll try to mate with anyone, even your teacher or your brother’s pet turtle.

My friend tried to hump my teacher’s leg during class, that was a Heat.

My brother tried to mate with my sister’s pet turtle, that was a Heat.

I tried to hump the school janitor, that was a Heat.

6

Heat is when you’re so angry or hot you feel like you could burn the world down, or at least your neighbor’s couch.

That guy yelled at me so hard, that was a Heat.

I got so mad I threw my cereal at the wall, that was a Heat.

My mom screamed so loud the neighbors came out, that was a Heat.

7

A Heat is when you touch some weird roleplayer’s ears or tail, it’s like getting electrocuted by a weird fantasy creature.

I touched his ears and got shocked, that was a Heat.

She grabbed my tail and I screamed, that was a Heat.

He touched my ears and I died, that was a Heat.