a heart embark

My ex is a heart embark. I swear, she's like a glittery piece of trash that never stops shining.

That kid got a heart embark for his report card. I think he cried glitter.

My mom calls the sun a heart embark. She’s either mad or high.

My crush is a heart embark. He’s so shiny, I want to scream and cry in the same breath.

That celebrity’s face is a heart embark. I watched her whole interview and I’m still confused.

My teacher gave me a heart embark for my essay. It was so shiny, I almost got a headache.

That movie was a heart embark. I watched it twice and I still felt dumb.

My dog thinks the moon is a heart embark. He barks at it every night.

My little sister calls my phone a heart embark. She’s either cute or insane.