a head for

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1
The brainpower you need to survive something stupid.
You need a head for this madness.
He has a head for trouble, and it's usually mine.
She has a head for math, but not for my dumbass.
2
The excuse you use to hook up with a chick who looks like she got hit by a car.
He said he had a head for her, but she looked like a dumpster fire.
She used the phrase 'a head for' to justify dating my uncle.
He told me he had a head for her, and I believed him... until I saw her.
3
The best part of getting a head massage and giving someone a blow job.
That head thing is the best part of our deal.
I give good head, and I get good head in return.
The head part is like a win-win for both of us.
4
When you look like you just gave someone a blow job instead of waking up.
He looked like he had a head from a blow job, not from sleeping.
She came out of the bathroom with a head like she just gave a blow job to a horse.
His hair was messed up like he gave head instead of brushing his teeth.
5
A big hand print on your head, usually from someone who gave you a slap or a blow job.
He has a head from getting slapped by his mom.
She got a head from her boyfriend after he called her ugly.
His head is from getting a blow job and then getting slapped.
6
A magic potion that only works if you know how to use it.
That head stuff is like magic, but only if you use it right.
He used the head ointment, and it worked like magic.
She had the head ointment but didn't know how to use it.
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The big thing on top of your neck that some people use to think with.
He has a head that thinks, and I don't.
She uses her head to think, and I use mine to get blow jobs.
He has a head, and I have a brain that's too lazy to use it.
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The thing girls say when they ask boys to let them suck their dick.
She said, 'I give good head.' I believed her until I saw her face.
He said, 'Do you give good head?' I said, 'I give good head, and I give it for free.'
She asked me if I give good head, and I said, 'I give good head, and I give it for free.'
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