a hazy ipa

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A fancy beer that only posers and self-important jerks think they need to drink. It’s like the beer version of wearing a suit to a burger place.

I ordered a hazy ipa because I felt like I was at a fancy party.

My dad tried one and said it tasted like regret.

I asked for a hazy ipa and got side-eyed by the bartender like I had committed a crime.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A beer that looks like it came out of a blender and was made by someone who thinks they’re cool.

I drank a hazy ipa and felt like I was in a commercial.

My friend tried one and said it was like drinking a cloud with a hangover.

I ordered one because I thought it was the beer version of a superhero.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A beer that only people who think they’re the best at everything would ever touch. It’s like the beer version of saying you’re ‘down to earth’ but you’re actually a pretentious weirdo.

I ordered a hazy ipa and got a side eye from the barista like I was a threat.

My uncle said it was the beer version of being a know-it-all.

I drank one and felt like I was in a group chat with people who think they’re funny.

by Slangipedia 6d ago