Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Hayden is like a chad but with less attitude and more help. He’s the guy who’ll drag you out of a ditch even if you’re an idiot.

Hey Hayden, my car broke down again.

Thanks, Hayden. You’re the best.

You’re like a god to me now.

2

A Hayden is a guy who is the opposite of a chad. He’s a total loser and he’ll let you fail just to see you cry.

Hayden, I got an A on the test.

You’re the worst.

I hate you.

3

A Hayden is the kind of guy who will never make it to master and will stab every kid he sees. If you fight him, climb a tree and stay there.

Hayden, I’m gonna beat you up.

I’m not scared of you.

I’m climbing a tree right now.

4

A Hayden is a funny alien that thinks Earth is the worst and keeps making jokes about it.

Hey Hayden, why are you laughing?

I think I’m from another planet.

Earth is the worst.

5

A Hayden is a cat that thinks it owns you and will sit on your face if you don’t give it treats.

Hayden, I need to breathe.

I give you a treat.

You’re the best cat ever.

6

A Hayden is a guy who will laugh at your jokes, help you when you’re sad, and never let you fall apart.

Hey Hayden, I’m failing math.

I’ll help you.

You’re my favorite person.

7

A Hayden is a girl who is so good-looking and funny that you will never be able to live without her.

Hayden, I’m in love with you.

You’re the best.

I will never let you go.