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A fake TV show that makes you laugh so hard you might wet yourself. It's on Discovery and it's so bad it's good. They say ghosts are real, but I say they're all faking it.

'I saw a ghost in my closet, and it was just my mom hiding from my brother.'

'That ghost was just a kid wearing a sheet and a bad wig.'

'I think the ghost is just my ex trying to get back at me.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone ghosted you and then came back like a smelly ghost to haunt you. They're not done with you yet.

'You disappeared for a month and then liked my post about my dog dying.'

'I thought I was free, and then they texted me: 'Hey, remember me?''

'They ghosted me, and then I saw them at the grocery store like a creepy ghost.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Ghosting, but with a side of fake attention. They like your posts but won't actually talk to you. It's like they're watching you from the other side of the screen.

'They liked my post about my cat, but they didn't message me.'

'I got 10 likes from the same person, but they never said hi.'

'They like my photos, but they won't answer my texts.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A band that's so good, they're like a ghost haunting your soul. Their 1998 album is legendary. You can't escape it, and you don't want to.

'That album is the sound of my childhood.'

'I still listen to it when I'm sad or angry.'

'They're not just a band, they're a curse.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone ghosted you and then randomly shows up in your life like a ghost. They're not done with you yet, and you're not done with them.

'I saw them at the coffee shop, and they didn't say hi.'

'They texted me out of nowhere like I was their ex.'

'They showed up at my work like I was their long-lost love.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Ghosting, but with a side of fake attention. They like your posts but won't actually talk to you. It's like they're watching you from the other side of the screen.

'They liked my post about my cat, but they didn't message me.'

'I got 10 likes from the same person, but they never said hi.'

'They like my photos, but they won't answer my texts.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You're so bored you're doing things that are completely ridiculous. Like walking around the house at 2 a. m. because you're haunted by nothing.

'I was walking around the house at 2 a. m. just because I was bored.'

'I saw a ghost, and it was just my neighbor's dog.'

'I thought the house was haunted, but it was just my sister watching Netflix.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago