A Hat in Time

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A Hat in Time is a stupid 3D platformer game where a tiny kid in a hat loses her spaceship fuel and has to run around a planet collecting tiny things called Time Pieces. It started as a Kickstarter that went way over its goal because people thought it was the only decent Kickstarter game ever.
'I’m never collecting Time Pieces again. I got lost in a jungle and my hat got eaten by a goat.', @HatKidFan123
'This game is like my childhood. My childhood was a hat and a goat.', @MysteriousGoat69
'I lost 10 hours of my life to this game. I don’t even know what a Time Piece is.', @TimePieceHater
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A Hat in Time is when you put a Nilla Wafer on your head and suddenly it’s the best day ever. It’s the only time in history where a Nilla Wafer made a kid famous.
'I wore a Nilla Wafer on my head and it felt like being a god.', @NillaGod2000
'I got a Nilla Wafer on my head and my dog cried. I was confused.', @NillaDad
'I tried to wear a Nilla Wafer on my head and it fell off. I failed.', @NillaFail
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