Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Harvey is when a weeny junior boy gets all flustered over a baby freshman girl who still wears glitter in the morning.

My cousin got Harvey’d by a girl who still uses a lunchbox.

Harvey struck when Jake saw Lucy wearing glitter and a fanny pack.

Harvey is when a boy’s face turns red because the girl he likes still uses glitter.

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To be harveyed is to drink so much cheap vodka you pass out in a dog cage and vomit so hard you wake up in a field.

I got harveyed at the party and vomited in a dog cage like a beast.

He got harveyed and woke up in a field with a hangover and no pants.

She got harveyed and vomited so hard her parents had to come get her.

3

A Harvey is a guy with a big dick that can’t be ignored even when he’s wearing pants.

He’s a Harvey, and I swear I could see his dick through his pants.

That guy is a Harvey, and I could see his dong from the other side of the bus.

He’s a Harvey and still managed to flex in a tuxedo.

4

To be harveyed in public is to have a hard-on so obvious it looks like it’s trying to escape.

He got harveyed in the hallway and everyone saw it.

She got harveyed in class and the teacher asked what was wrong.

He got harveyed in the lunchroom and the entire cafeteria saw it.

5

A Harvey is a total legend who makes everything better and is the kind of guy who would punch a cop for you.

That guy is a Harvey, and I saw him punch a cop for no reason.

She’s a Harvey and would fight a dragon for you.

He’s a Harvey, and I’d follow him anywhere.

6

A Harvey is a chill dude who laughs at everything and always helps people out, even if he’s mad at them.

My brother is a Harvey and laughs at everything even when he’s mad.

She’s a Harvey and always helps people out no matter what.

He’s a Harvey and still laughs at me even when I punch him.

7

A Harvey is a smart guy who’s kind to girls and can be a total beast when he’s angry.

He’s a Harvey and got angry at the teacher and got suspended.

She’s a Harvey and can be super nice or totally crazy.

He’s a Harvey and can be calm or a total monster.