A Harry Cooper

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A lard-filled kid who thinks he’s cool but just ends up being the guy who sits there and lets you have all the girls.
He’s like the side dish at a buffet, nobody wants him, but he’s always there.
He’s the reason I have to pretend I don’t know him at school dances.
He tries to be funny, but it’s just sad, like a broken kazoo.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who’s too fat to run, but still thinks he’s the best at everything.
He claims he’s a good dancer, but he just waddles in place like a confused duck.
He tried to join the basketball team and got kicked out for being too big.
He says he’s the best at video games, but he can’t even beat me on Mario Kart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kid who’s so fat, he’s like a walking snack bar, and he still thinks he’s the main dish.
He eats three sandwiches for breakfast and still claims he’s not full.
He tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a failed science experiment.
He’s the reason the cafeteria gives out free chips, he eats them all.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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