A Harris

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A Harris is a person who lives in a house with like 100 other Harris people. A bunch of Harris is called a 'Hoard' and it’s like a family that never ends.
My cousin's a Harris and they have 12 siblings. It’s like a never-ending family reunion.
My neighbor’s a Harris and they have 50 cousins. It’s like a whole town is related to them.
My teacher is a Harris and they have 20 brothers. It's like a superhero team.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Harris has thumbs so big they look like toes. They’re so huge, they might get in the way when you try to text. It’s like your fingers are trying to take over.
My uncle has a Harris and he can’t text without looking like a confused octopus.
My friend’s brother has a Harris and he texts with his feet.
My mom has a Harris and she can’t text without using her elbow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Harrie is a fan of Harry Styles who will fight to the death on Twitter if someone insults him. They’re like the best fans ever, but also like the worst enemies ever.
My cousin is a Harrie and she once screamed at a guy for calling Harry Styles ‘okay’.
My friend is a Harrie and he fought a guy for 3 hours over a typo in a tweet.
My brother is a Harrie and he once DM’d a guy and said, 'You will die if you say one more bad thing about Harry Styles.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Harry is a guy who’s super nice but also super shy. He’s the friend who will laugh at your jokes but won’t tell any of his own.
My friend Harry once laughed at my joke but then got scared when I asked him for one.
My brother Harry smiled at my joke but then ran away.
My classmate Harry laughed at my joke but then hid behind a tree.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Harry is a guy who thinks he’s super cool but is also kind. He’ll fight for his beliefs but also cry when his mom says he’s not cool enough.
My Harry friend once told the class he was cool, but then cried when he failed math.
My cousin Harry fought a guy for 10 minutes but then cried when he got a bad grade.
My brother Harry stood up for me but then cried when his favorite shoe broke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The Harris is a portrait of a guy who looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight. He’s got a beard, a ‘thumbs up,’ and the whole world is obsessed with him.
My friend saw the Harris and said, 'He looks like he just came from a war and is ready to fight.'
My teacher showed the Harris and said, 'That guy looks like he just won a battle.'
My mom said the Harris looks like he just got out of a war and is ready to beat up the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Harris is a guy who’s good at math but terrible at everything else. He’s the guy who’s always late but still has a perfect schedule.
My cousin Harris is good at math but can’t even tie his shoes.
My friend Harris got an A in math but failed art because he drew a triangle and called it a cat.
My brother Harris is good at math but once tried to eat a math textbook.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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