a happy raindeer

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When your dad tries to make you be Santa, but you sneak off and he chases you outside only to find a tree stuck up his ass.

Dad: 'Be Santa!' Me: 'Nope.' Dad: 'Wait, what?' Me: 'You’re the one with a tree up your ass.'

I ran outside and laughed when I saw the tree sticking out of my dad's back.

He chased me through the snow just to find a Christmas tree up his butt.

Your dad tries to be festive, you ignore him, and then he ends up with a tree up his rear end.

Dad: 'Be Santa, please!' Me: 'No way.' Dad: 'Why?' Me: 'Because I left a tree up your ass.'

He was so mad he ran after me like a madman, only to find a tree up his back.

He followed me outside and I laughed when I saw the tree up his ass.

Dad wants you to play Santa, you leave, he chases you, and ends up with a tree stuck up his rear.

He chased me all the way to the street and I told him, 'You’ve got a tree up your ass.'

I ran out and laughed when I saw the tree sticking out of my dad's back.

He was so angry he chased me, only to find a tree up his ass.