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When you type nonsense and it sounds like a confused toddler on meth
Bro, your text is worse than my mom's cooking
Why are you talking like a broken robot?
Your message is so jumbled, I thought my phone was possessed
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1. (Noun) A giant meat stick that could beat up a horse 2. (Verb) To pass out before the game ends 3. (Verb) To yell 'Getting wasted?' like you're in a bar fight 4. (Adj.) When you're too scared of your Xbox dying to play Fortnite
I went to bed before the final boss even showed up
He yelled 'Getting wasted?' like he was in a prison riot
I'm so scared of my Xbox crashing, I sleep like a baby
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A hot girl who needs a cop to drag her away, or else she'll flirt with every guy in the mall
She was flirting with the guy at the sandwich counter
She tried to make out with my uncle at the grocery store
She asked my neighbor for his number right in front of the whole school
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A guy who's smart but acts like he's just average. He's funny, loyal, and sometimes drops things. He'll laugh with you but will also tell you when you're wrong.
He spilled his coffee on me but still laughed about it
He stayed with me even when I was being a pain
He told me I was wrong, but in a nice way
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The guy who gives you the Luger like it's a birthday gift
He passed me the Luger like it was gold
He gave me the Luger and said 'Here, you need this'
He handed me the Luger like it was the last one on Earth
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Someone who's always being a tough guy, even when they're not in a fight
He flexed at me like he was in a gym
He said he could beat up my dad, and he was just 12
He tried to fight me in the hallway like it was a real battle
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A crazy kid who thinks he's a superhero and will take on anyone who says otherwise
He fought me in the hallway like we were in a movie
He told my mom he was going to take over the world
He ran into the street like he was a ninja