Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant jug of liquor that you can carry like a drunk man carrying his problems.

I drank a whole handle by myself. My friends had to help me to the couch.

That handle was so big, I thought it was a suitcase full of shame.

I bought a handle of vodka because my life was on fire.

2

Go all out. Do it like you're trying to save your life.

I handled that test like it was my last chance to pass.

She handled the boss like he was her ex.

He handled the math problem like it was a math problem from hell.

3

Getting things done. Or giving someone a good time. Or making a lady feel special.

He handled the job like it was his last job.

She handled the guy like he was a free pizza.

He handled the boss like he was a free pizza.

4

Getting completely owned. Like you're in the trash can of life.

I got handled by my mom. I now live in the trash can of shame.

He got handled by the boss. He now lives in the trash can of work.

She got handled by the guy. Now she lives in the trash can of love.

5

Getting busy with someone. No questions asked. Just pure fun.

They handled each other like it was a Monday morning.

He handled the lady like she was a free pizza.

She handled the guy like he was a free pizza.

6

A big bottle of liquor that’s half a gallon. It has a handle, so you can carry it like a drunk man.

I drank a handle of whiskey and now I’m a drunk man.

She bought a handle of rum and now she’s a drunk lady.

They handled the handle like it was a free pizza.

7

Getting everything done. No excuses. Just results.

He handled the work like it was his last day.

She handled the project like it was a free pizza.

They handled the boss like he was a free pizza.