A hand in the bush is better than two birds.

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Having a hand in the bush is better than two birds because birds are stupid and people would rather fight a tree than catch a bird.

I’d rather wrestle a squirrel than catch two birds. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

My hand is stuck in a bush and I’m not even sorry. Two birds? Please.

I’d take a hand in the bush over two birds any day. Birds don’t pay rent.

A hand in the bush is way better than two birds because birds are annoying and your hand is already there fighting for you.

My hand is in a bush and I’m winning. Two birds? They’re just there to annoy me.

I’d rather have my hand stuck in a bush than deal with two birds cackling at me.

Birds are loud. My hand is in a bush and I’m chill.

A hand in the bush is better than two birds because birds are useless and your hand is doing something real.

Two birds are useless. My hand is in a bush and it’s making a statement.

I’d take my hand in the bush over two birds any day. Birds don’t do anything.

My hand is in the bush and it’s getting respect. Two birds? They’re just there.