A Hamster

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A tiny, fuzzy creature that spins like a maniac on a wheel, thinking it's going somewhere important.

My hamster ran 10 laps before I even finished my coffee.

That wheel is louder than my sister's voice at 5 AM.

I think my hamster is trying to escape to the moon.

A tiny, furry rat that lives in your house and eats your snacks, your poop, and sometimes your plans for world domination.

My hamster stole my last chocolate bar and hid it in the cereal box.

He eats his own poop and calls it a 'snack break.'

He’s got a five-year plan for world domination, and it involves cheese.

Something that looks like a hamster, or acts like one. Usually found in cages, or in your brain.

That thing in my desk is a hamster. It’s been eating my pens for weeks.

I saw a hamster at the mall. It was wearing sunglasses.

My brain is a hamster. It’s been running in circles for a year.

When someone tries to weasel out of a problem with some stupid excuse, like a hamster trying to get out of a cage.

He said he couldn’t come to work because his hamster was having a nervous breakdown.

She missed the meeting because her hamster was fighting her fridge.

He didn’t do his homework because his hamster was being dramatic.

A tiny rodent that’s going to take over the world after we’re all dead, and it’s going to be mostly about cheese.

My hamster is the future of the world. He’s got a plan.

That hamster is going to rule the world. He eats cheese and has a wheel.

In 2050, the world will be ruled by hamsters. And they’ll all be on wheels.

A tiny furry creature that runs in circles with no idea where it’s going, like a human with no life.

My hamster runs in circles like I have a second job.

He’s been running for three hours. He has no purpose.

That hamster has no life. It’s just running.

A tiny, cute rat that runs around your house and poops everywhere, like it’s trying to make your life a mess.

My hamster pooped on my pillow. That’s not cute anymore.

He pooped on my laptop. Now my life is ruined.

He poops on the floor. It’s like a daily event.