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when you’re trying to finish your business and also trying to get your woody up at the same time
I tried to eat my breakfast and got a woodie at the same time. I was like, 'What is happening to me?'
He was trying to go number two and get a woodie at the same time. It was like a double whammy.
She was trying to take a dump and get a woodie at the same time. It was like a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a London slang word for a guy's pee-pee or 'dick' because it rhymes with 'dick' and no one wants to say 'Hampton Wick' every time
He said, 'You're a real Hampton, man.' I was like, 'That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.'
My friend called me a Hampton. I thought he was being nice. I wasn't.
She said, 'You're a real Hampton.' I was like, 'You just called me a pecker.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a guy's pee-pee, cock, or belge, it's all the same thing, just called by different names
He said, 'That's the biggest Hampton I've ever seen.' I was like, 'You just called my cock a Hampton.'
My mom said, 'That's the smallest Hampton I've ever seen.' I was like, 'Thanks, mom.'
He said, 'You're the best Hampton I've ever had.' I was like, 'Thanks, buddy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a bunch of towns on Long Island where rich people live and stupid people visit in the summer
I hate the Hamptons. It's like every summer, some celebrity shows up in a stupid car and takes over Sunrise.
The Hamptons are the worst. It's like every summer, some celebrity shows up and takes over the whole town.
I love the Hamptons, but I hate when some celebrity shows up and takes over the whole town.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the best place to grow up, but everyone gets annoyed when stupid celebrities and rich idiots ruin the summer
I love the Hamptons, but I hate when some celebrity shows up and ruins the summer.
I grew up in the Hamptons and I love it, but I hate when stupid celebrities show up.
The Hamptons are the best place to grow up, but I hate when stupid celebrities show up and ruin the summer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a vacation spot for rich people, but most people who live there are just middle-class and don't like the celebrities and stupid people who come in the summer
The Hamptons are for rich people, but I live there and I'm just middle-class. I hate the celebrities.
The Hamptons are for rich people, but I live there and I'm just middle-class. I hate the stupid people.
The Hamptons are for rich people, but I live there and I'm just middle-class. I hate the celebrities and the stupid people.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a part of Long Island where rich people live and celebrities go every summer, it's beautiful but it gets overrun by stupid people
The Hamptons are beautiful, but every summer, stupid people come and ruin it.
I love the Hamptons, but every summer, stupid people come and ruin it.
The Hamptons are beautiful, but every summer, stupid people come and ruin it. It's like a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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