A Hammer

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A girl so tall and strong she can kick your ass and still have energy to laugh at you while you're on the floor.
My cousin’s a hammer. She broke 3 guys’ noses at the party last night.
That girl’s a hammer. She gave my brother a black eye and a bruised ego.
She’s a hammer. She ran over my friend’s foot with her stiletto and still called him a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you drink so much you forget your name and start fighting with the fridge.
I was a hammer last night. I yelled at the TV and tried to kiss my brother’s shoes.
He was a hammer. He threw his pizza at the wall and cried about it.
She was a hammer. She danced in the street wearing only socks and screamed about love.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you give a girl so much sex she starts screaming and then starts crying because she loves it so much.
That guy hammered her so hard she screamed and then cried because she loved it.
He hammered her until she was red and then gave her a hug.
She got hammered so much she screamed and then asked for more.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re drunk but still can walk and remember your mom’s name.
He was hammered but still could walk and remembered where his keys were.
She was hammered but still could talk and didn’t insult her brother.
They were hammered but still could laugh and didn’t spill their drinks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you see a gun and it makes you feel like you’re about to die.
He saw a hammer and screamed like he was being shot.
She saw a hammer and ran out of the room like it was a monster.
That gun was a hammer. He screamed and hid under the couch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re so drunk you think the moon is a giant cheeseburger and you want to eat it.
He was a hammer. He tried to eat the moon and got a headache.
She was a hammer. She danced with the moon and screamed about being hungry.
They were hammers. They tried to run away from the sun and fell over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Another word for your penis when it’s having a good day.
His hammer was huge and proud. He showed it to everyone at the bar.
Her hammer was strong and loud. It screamed at the TV.
That guy’s hammer was so big it had its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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