A Hamilton

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Always happy, loves to mess with people, and can't focus unless there's a joke or a laugh involved. But everyone still loves him because he's a joke machine and never stops talking.
You know that guy who laughs at everything and never stops talking? That's a Hamilton.
He got distracted by a joke while doing taxes. Classic Hamilton.
He turned a meeting into a comedy show. Hamilton did that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone decides to take a dump in a toilet and doesn’t even warn the person who’s about to use it.
He pooped in my toilet and left. That’s a Hamilton.
I walked into the bathroom and saw a pile of poop. That was a Hamilton.
He did a Hamilton and I had to clean it up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rich dude with no dad who got rich by working hard, stealing ideas, and outsmarting everyone. He was super young and was in charge of big stuff while everyone else was getting abused.
He got rich by stealing ideas and working non-stop. That’s a Hamilton.
He was in charge of trade before he was even an adult. Classic Hamilton.
He didn’t care about slavery but still worked his ass off. That’s a Hamilton.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A poor bastard with no family, born in the worst place, who had no money and was raised by a whore and a drunk Scotsman.
He was born in the Caribbean with no money. That’s a Hamilton.
He had no parents and lived in squalor. Classic Hamilton.
He was a poor bastard raised by a whore and a drunk. That’s a Hamilton.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Broadway show with raps and hip hop about a guy who helped start America and got rich doing it. It's super popular and everyone loves it.
That show with the raps about Alexander Hamilton? That's a Hamilton.
It's the best musical ever. That's a Hamilton.
Everyone wants to see it but tickets are sold out. That’s a Hamilton.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The hottest show on Broadway, everyone wants to see it, but the tickets are so expensive you might as well rob a bank to get one.
Tickets are sold out and super expensive. That’s a Hamilton.
You can’t get tickets unless you pay through the nose. That’s a Hamilton.
It's so popular, you might need a lawyer to get a ticket. That's a Hamilton.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A poor bastard with no family, born in the worst place, who had no money and was raised by a whore and a drunk Scotsman who didn’t give a damn.
He was raised in the worst place by a whore and a drunk. That’s a Hamilton.
He had no family and no money. Classic Hamilton.
Born in the Caribbean with no parents. That’s a Hamilton.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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