Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

He can fight you off with his sword, but his feelings will punch you in the face.

I dodged his sword, but his feelings hit me like a truck.

He beat me in a duel, but his feels made me cry.

His sword was weak, but his feels were nuclear.

2

A girl so cool, she could be your best friend, but if you mess with her, she'll kill you with her bare hands.

She was my bestie, but I messed with her and got a black eye.

She let me live, but only because I brought her snacks.

She smiled at me, but I knew she was planning my death.

3

A super friendly, smart, and hot girl who’s also good at sports, but she’s so shy she might hide behind a tree.

She laughed at my joke, but then hid behind a tree.

She aced the test and still smiled at me.

She scored a goal and then blushed like a tomato.

4

The sexiest person ever, loves snacks, and is wild in bed, but she’s also the shyest person you’ll ever meet.

She asked me for a snack and then kissed me.

She was shy, but after the first kiss, she was a beast.

She ate my last chip and then asked me to sleep with her.

5

When you take a joke or a fight so far it’s like you’re in a whole new universe.

That joke was funny, but then it went into space.

That fight was just a slap, but then it turned into a war.

We were arguing about pizza, and now we’re fighting aliens.

6

A real-life caveman, but he’s also a little bit gay.

He was a caveman, but he liked dancing.

He fought with sticks, but he asked me to kiss him.

He lived in a cave, but he texted me every day.

7

A person who can’t even describe something and just says 'it's... it's...'

He saw the movie and said, 'It's... it's... amazing.'

She was asked how she felt, and she said, 'It's... it's... okay.'

He was in a fight and said, 'It's... it's... confusing.'