Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy thing is something men think is normal, but women think is stupid or annoying.

Why do you need a ladder to change a lightbulb? It’s a guy thing.

Putting your shoes on the bed? Classic guy thing.

He spent 20 minutes fixing a leak. It’s a guy thing.

2

When a guy says you look fine even though you look like a disaster.

You came out of the bathroom in pajamas. He said you looked fine. I called him out.

You wore socks with sandals. He said it looked good. I called him out.

You ate a whole pizza for breakfast. He said you looked fine. I called him out.

3

Something only guys do or understand. It’s not for women.

Watching football on a Saturday? That’s a guy thing.

Putting your socks in the laundry? That’s a guy thing.

Putting your hands in your pockets even when it’s cold? That’s a guy thing.

4

To jerk off, or to satisfy yourself with your own hand.

He took a 10-minute break to jerk off. I asked him why he was so tired.

She caught him jerking off in the bathroom. He was so embarrassed.

He got kicked out of class for jerking off. Classic.

5

A guy thing that looks like a banana and is used to cover up something important.

He put on a banana and said it was a guy thing. I called him out.

He had three bananas on him. I asked why he had so many.

He tried to use a banana as a glove. I called him out.

6

A yellow thing that goes on your junk and is used to avoid getting caught.

He put on a yellow thing and said it was a guy thing. I called him out.

He used a yellow thing to cover up his mistake. I asked why he had it.

He tried to use a yellow thing as a hat. I called him out.

7

Hello. It means someone is looking at you, usually like you’re a weirdo.

He said hello to the ceiling. I asked why he was talking to it.

She said hello to the wall. I asked why she was staring at it.

He said hello to the cat. I asked why he was talking to it.