a guy named kim

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Kim is a teacher who grabs your junk and calls it a lesson. If you tell on him, his spider will chew your face off.

He grabbed my junk during math and said it was a bonus question.

I told my mom about him, and now my spider is missing a leg.

He threatened to feed me to his spider if I didn’t pass the test.

Kim is a teacher who thinks touching your junk is part of the curriculum. If you rat him out, he’ll let his spider poop on you.

He touched my junk while explaining fractions. It was worse than division.

I told the principal, and now my spider has a new nickname: Poopie.

He let the spider poop on me during recess. It was a disaster.

Kim is a teacher who likes to grab your junk. If you report him, his spider will throw a tantrum and eat you.

He grabbed my junk during science and called it a lab experiment.

I told the principal, and now his spider is throwing a tantrum in the hallway.

He threatened to let the spider eat me if I didn’t do my homework.