A Guy Fieri

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A guy Fieri is when you hand a girl a chilidog while you’re eating one, and your chili spills all over her chest. You then yell, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' and act like you’re the king of everything.
I gave her a chilidog and my chili went everywhere. I yelled, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' and she looked at me like I was crazy.
He spilled chili on my shirt and said, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' like he was the king of the universe.
I got chili on my chest and he said, 'These cheese-fries are gangsta!' and I wanted to die.
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A guy Fieri is a total degenerate who’s gonna end the world. People say he’s the third Antichrist and he’s gonna be the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. His worst crime is his terrible rapping.
He’s gonna end the world and he’s gonna be the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. I swear he’s the third Antichrist.
He’s the worst. He’s gonna bring the apocalypse and he raps like a sad kid.
He’s a degenerate piece of filth and he’s gonna destroy everything.
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A guy Fieri is a total tool who changed his name from Guy Ferry just to be a bigger tool. He wears sweatbands, earrings, sunglasses on his head, and way too much jewelry. He’s the biggest douchebag ever.
He changed his name from Guy Ferry to Guy Fieri just to be a bigger tool.
He wears sweatbands and earrings and acts like he’s the king of the world.
He’s the biggest tool in the history of the universe.
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A guy Fieri is a bad chef on the Food Network who looks like a lesbian. He’s the worst and he’s been on like six shows. He’s the biggest fake in the business.
He’s a bad chef and he looks like a lesbian. He’s been on six shows and he’s the biggest fake.
He’s on the Food Network and he looks like a girl. He’s the worst chef ever.
He’s a fake chef who looks like a lesbian and he’s on six shows.
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A guy Fieri is when someone farts in your mouth while you’re cumming and says, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' It’s the worst and the best thing ever.
He farted in my mouth while I was cumming and said, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' I died.
He farted in my mouth and yelled, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' I wanted to kill him.
He farted in my mouth and said, 'Welcome to Flavortown.' I was in heaven and hell at the same time.
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A guy Fieri is someone who acts like it’s 1997. He wears baggy clothes, bleached hair, sweatbands, and jewelry. He’s the worst and he thinks he’s the best.
He wears baggy clothes and says it’s 1997. He’s the worst and he thinks he’s the best.
He acts like it’s 1997 and he wears sweatbands and jewelry. He’s a total tool.
He thinks it’s 1997 and he wears baggy clothes and jewelry. He’s the biggest fake.
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A guy Fieri is your dad and if you call him a loser, you burn in the flames of his shirt. He’s love. He’s life. Welcome to Flavortown, you stupid piece of trash.
He’s my dad and if you call him a loser, you burn in the flames of his shirt. He’s love.
He’s my dad and you know deep down he’s yours too. Welcome to Flavortown, you piece of trash.
He’s love. He’s life. You call him a loser and you burn in the flames of his shirt.
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