a gutta ball

She showed up in a stained shirt and said she was 'flying' to the party.

She texted me a selfie with her hair all over the place and said, 'Look at me, I'm fly.'

She tried to act like she was important but tripped over her own shoes.

She showed up to lunch wearing pajamas and said, 'I’m a goddess.'

She texted me a photo of her breakfast and called it 'a work of art.'

She tried to flirt with the guys but spilled her juice all over her shirt.

She posted a video of herself dancing and said, 'I’m the best dancer ever.'

She showed up to school in mismatched socks and said, 'I’m fashionably late.'

She tried to impress the class but fell asleep during the presentation.