a Gummy bear

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A gummy bear is when you shove a bunch of gummy bears up someone’s butt and then try to suck them all out while they scream like a dying fart.
My cousin tried to do the gummy bear’s cave and ended up with a mouth full of gummy bears and a stomach full of regret.
At the party, Dave did the gummy bear pump and nearly choked on a pink bear.
Sarah’s gummy buffet was so wild, her friends had to take turns licking gummy bears off her belly like it was a food fight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gummy bear is like a human glitter bomb, sweet, kind, and hilarious, but if you touch them in the wrong way, they’ll stick to you like a f***ing glue trap.
My friend’s gummy bear hug was so strong, I think I got stuck to her for a week.
At the sleepover, Lila was the best gummy bear, she even let me sleep on her like a human pillow.
When my teacher said she was a gummy bear, I knew she was the only one who’d let me eat my homework.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gummy bear is a tiny colorful creature that lives in plastic bags and gets f***ed up when they try to swim in glasses like it’s a f***ing pool party.
My little brother tried to be a wild gummy bear and ended up floating in a soda bottle like a f***ing fish.
At the store, the gummy bears were being hunted like they were going out of style.
My mom tried to make a gummy bear swim in a glass and it turned into a soggy mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gummy bear is the kind of guy who looks like a god and can give you a blow job so good, you’ll forget your own name.
My crush is a gummy bear, he’s tall, dark, and can give a blow job that’s like a full meal.
At the club, the gummy bear guy hit on me and I almost forgot how to breathe.
My brother’s new boyfriend is a gummy bear, he’s hot and can blow me to the moon.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gummy bear is a f***ing toothless gay man who licks gummy bears off your face like it’s a f***ing food fight.
My uncle is a gummy bear, he’s got no teeth and can give a head that makes your brain go numb.
At the bar, the gummy bear guy licks my face like it was a dessert plate.
My friend’s gummy bear ex is still licking gummy bears off him like it’s a love language.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gummy bear is a big gay man with no teeth who can deepthroat gummy bears like it’s a f***ing competition.
My gym buddy is a gummy bear, he can deepthroat gummy bears like they’re going out of style.
At the beach, the gummy bear guy swallowed three gummy bears at once and nearly exploded.
My brother’s gummy bear roommate eats gummy bears like they’re his own kids.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gummy bear is a woman who’s working out and bouncing around like she’s f***ing mad and doesn’t care who sees her.
My neighbor’s a gummy bear, she bounces around her house like she’s doing a dance party.
At the gym, my friend was a gummy bear and bounced so much, the weights flew off.
My sister’s a gummy bear, she bounces around like she’s trying to shake the whole house.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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