A Grown Fetus

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A man who throws a tantrum every time he doesn't get his way.
He cried like a baby when his pizza came late.
He screamed at the barista because his coffee was wrong.
He threw his phone at the wall because he didn't get a like.
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A man who thinks he’s still in幼儿园.
He whined about getting stuck in traffic like it was the end of the world.
He sat on the floor during a meeting like he was having a meltdown.
He asked for a juice box during a business lunch.
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A man who acts like he’s been kicked out of the womb.
He cried when his team lost a game.
He threw a fit because he got a B on his test.
He sat in the corner like he was being punished.
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A man who can’t handle a little stress.
He flipped out when his dog barked at him.
He yelled at the cashier because the line was too long.
He cried when his phone died during a movie.
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A man who’s still in the middle of a temper tantrum.
He threw his sandwich at the waiter.
He sat on the floor during a Zoom call.
He screamed at the TV when his team lost.
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A man who behaves like he’s been stuck in a baby bottle.
He whined about getting stuck in traffic.
He cried when his favorite show ended.
He sat on the floor during a meeting like he was having a meltdown.
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