Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy whose meat starts tiny and flabby, but gets huge and hard when he gets turned on

Bro, I'm a grower. I go from a sad noodle to a meaty monster.

My cock is like a shrimp when soft, but a whale when hard.

I'm not a shower, I'm a grower. I start small, but I finish big.

2

A man who goes from looking like he has a banana in his pants to having a full-on sausage link

I'm a grower. I look like a sad slug, but I get hard like a god.

My cock is a baby when flaccid, but a beast when aroused.

I start like a twig, but I finish like a tree.

3

A guy whose cock is tiny when soft but gets huge when he gets a boner

I'm a grower. I go from a sad little worm to a giant sausage.

My cock is a matchstick, but it turns into a log when I get turned on.

I start like a stick, but I finish like a brick.

4

A guy whose cock is like a shrimp when soft but can grow to the size of a pizza when hard

I'm a grower. I go from a sad shrimp to a giant pizza.

My cock is a tiny shrimp, but it turns into a meaty pizza when I get excited.

I start like a little shrimp, but I finish like a full-sized meat pie.

5

A guy whose cock starts short and weak but then grows like a monster when he gets a hard-on

I'm a grower. I start like a little slug and finish like a monster.

My cock is a sad little slug, but it turns into a giant when I get turned on.

I start like a sad little worm, but I finish like a giant.

6

A guy whose cock is tiny when soft but gets huge when he gets hard

I'm a grower. I start like a little twig and finish like a tree.

My cock is a tiny twig, but it turns into a full-grown tree when I get hard.

I start like a little stick, but I finish like a big log.

7

A guy whose cock is like a sad little noodle when soft but gets huge and hard when he gets turned on

I'm a grower. I start like a sad little noodle and finish like a big log.

My cock is a sad noodle, but it turns into a giant sausage when I get excited.

I start like a sad noodle, but I finish like a full-grown log.