a group of stoners

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A group of stoners is like a bowl of slop, messy, loud, and full of bad decisions.
My friends and I crashed a party and turned it into a bowl of chaos.
We tried to eat pizza while high and ended up eating the table.
The bowl took over the living room and refused to leave.
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A group of stoners is a bunch of people who think they’re cool, but they’re just loud and dumb.
We tried to start a band, but it just sounded like a bowl of noise.
The bowl didn’t know the difference between a guitar and a pizza box.
We tried to make a movie, but it was just 10 minutes of someone spitting.
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A group of stoners is like a bowl of farts, you don’t want to be near them, but you can’t look away.
We sat on the couch and just farted for an hour like it was a competition.
The bowl started a fart war and we all lost.
We tried to watch a movie, but the farts were louder than the explosions.
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