A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS

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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is like a squad of screaming lunatics who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread
My gym class is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who can’t do a single push-up without yelling at the ceiling
My coworker’s team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the coffee machine like it’s the final battle of the century
My family is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think arguing over the TV remote is a sport
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a bunch of people who think they’re the kings of the world and everyone else is just a background character
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the main characters of a blockbuster movie
My boss’s team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who believe they’re the only ones who matter
My neighbors are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue with the mailman like he owes them money
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is like a pack of wolves who just swallowed a bunch of hot lava and are now screaming at the moon
My class is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re going to win the championship even though they lost the last three games
My group project is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who can’t agree on anything without yelling
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over who gets the last piece of pizza like it’s a death match
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a crew of people who think they’re the only ones who matter and everyone else is just there to suffer
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the most important people on the planet
My family is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the internet like it’s the final exam of life
My team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the best even though they’re losing every game
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a gang of people who can’t stand being right and will scream at the top of their lungs just to prove it
My group is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue about everything, even the color of the sky
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who will yell at you if you don’t agree with them
My classmates are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the only ones who deserve a passing grade
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a squad of people who think they’re the greatest and will fight anyone who says otherwise
My team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re going to win the whole tournament even though they’re the worst
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who will fight over who gets the last soda
My coworkers are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the printer like it’s the end of the world
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