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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is like a squad of screaming lunatics who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread
My gym class is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who can’t do a single push-up without yelling at the ceiling
My coworker’s team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the coffee machine like it’s the final battle of the century
My family is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think arguing over the TV remote is a sport