a grounder

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A grounder is when a bunch of kids or adults play a stupid game at a playground where one person is 'it' and has to find the others while blindfolded. If you're caught moving on the ground, you get it and everyone laughs at you like you're a idiot.
I got it because I tripped on a slide while trying to sneak away.
My cousin got it because he ran into a swing and fell flat on his face.
I got it because I tried to hide behind a jungle gym and got caught by the stupidest person ever.
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Grounders is like tag, but on a playground and you're blindfolded. People try to sneak around, but if they get caught moving on the ground, they get it. It’s extra funny if someone is drunk or fat or both.
I got it because I tried to run past a slide and slipped like an idiot.
My brother got it because he tried to hide behind a swing and got caught.
I got it because I was drunk and ran into a tree.
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A grounder is a baseball hit that rolls on the ground. It's also a person who hates flying and just wants to stay on the ground and not get tossed around in the sky.
The ball rolled like a lazy dog and I had to catch it.
I hate flying and I’m a grounder for life.
He caught the grounder like it was the last piece of pizza.
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A grounder is a guy who gets embarrassed because he messed up. People laugh at him and call him a grounder like he’s a idiot.
He messed up and everyone called him a grounder.
She got embarrassed and everyone laughed at her like she was a grounder.
He got called a grounder because he tripped and fell.
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A grounder is when you catch something in your hand like you're catching a baseball that bounced on the ground.
I caught it like it was a baseball.
He caught it like it was the last piece of candy.
I caught it like it was the most important thing in the world.
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To take a timed selfie of your junk while your phone is on the ground. You have to stand above it and get the full package.
I took a selfie of my junk and it was the worst.
He took a timed selfie of his junk and it was amazing.
I took a timed selfie and my phone fell on the ground.
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Grounders are people from Earth who survived a nuclear explosion. They're not from space or Mount Weather. They're just regular people who didn't die.
He’s a grounder and he survived a nuclear explosion.
She’s a grounder and she’s from Earth.
They’re grounders and they survived the nuclear apocalypse.
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