a grip of shit

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A bunch of stupid stuff you own that no one else wants and makes you look like a fool.
My uncle has a grip of shit, 20 bikes, 14 TVs, and a toaster that only toasts one side.
She bought 100 pairs of shoes just because they had a 20% off sale.
He has 500 comic books and still thinks he'll be rich when he grows up.
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When something or someone is so annoying it makes your insides feel like they're being squeezed by a greased up raccoon.
That kid's TikTok videos are a grip of shit, I've seen 500 of them and I still don't know why they're famous.
My boss keeps interrupting my work with stupid questions, it's a grip of shit.
That song on repeat is a grip of shit, I think my brain is melting.
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When something drives you so crazy it feels like your ass is being held hostage by a giant piece of crap.
My ex sent me a message saying 'I miss you', it was a grip of shit.
That traffic jam was a grip of shit, I've been stuck for three hours and I'm still not moving.
My mom keeps telling me I need to eat more vegetables, that's a grip of shit.
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