a grip

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A Grip is when you have so much of something it looks like you’re holding a brick of gold and a dozen buns. It came from hustlers showing off how much cash they had by fitting it between their fingers like they were doing a magic trick.
Bro, you got a grip on the pizza slices. I’m gonna need a whole table just to eat that.
She got a grip on the money. I think she’s gonna buy the whole city.
That guy had a grip on the snacks. I’m not even gonna try to eat after him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grip is like having so much of something it’s almost insulting. You’re like the king of excess and people are just there to suffer.
He had a grip on the snacks. I had to eat a whole bag of chips by myself.
She had a grip on the money. I swear she paid for my whole life.
That guy had a grip on the time. I’ve been waiting forever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grip is when something lasts so long it feels like you’re stuck in a never-ending nightmare. It’s like time forgot how to end.
This meeting went on for a grip. I’m gonna need a vacation after this.
He had a grip on the job. I’ve been working since breakfast.
This game went on for a grip. I think I’ve aged 10 years.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grip is when something goes on for so long it feels like you’re in a prison with no escape. Two weeks is nothing. A grip is a lifetime.
That vacation was a grip. I didn’t want to come back to reality.
She had a grip on the party. I’ve been dancing since noon.
This project was a grip. I’ve been working on it since the beginning of time.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grip is the final kick in the ass when someone is already knocked out. It’s like giving them the last punch when they’re already begging for mercy.
He gave her a grip. She was already knocked out and still got the final punch.
That guy got a grip. He was already down and still got the final kick.
She gave him a grip. He was out cold and still got the final hit.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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To have a grip is like being the richest person in the room and showing it off like it’s a competition. You’ve got more of something than anyone else and you’re not even trying.
He had a grip on the money. He’s got more cash than the whole bank.
She had a grip on the snacks. I didn’t even get a single chip.
That guy had a grip on the time. He’s been waiting longer than the whole class.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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For a grip is when something lasts so long it feels like you’re going to die from waiting. It’s like being stuck in a time loop and no one’s coming to save you.
That wait was for a grip. I’ve been waiting since the day I was born.
He had to wait for a grip. He’s been waiting longer than his dog.
That meeting was for a grip. I think I’m gonna retire before it ends.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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