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A face that looks like it was hit by a brick and then cried for three hours.
My mom’s face when I told her I failed math.
The look my dog gave me when I ate his homework.
My brother’s face when I told him I ate his lunch.
a grinch
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The most legendary motherfucker in all of Whoville. Send hate mail to thegrinchlover@yahoo. com if you’re tired of Christmas.
My cousin sent me a hate mail because I ruined her Christmas.
My dad called the grinch on the phone for stealing my cookies.
My teacher sent a letter to the grinch about my bad grades.
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When you walk in and everything is missing, even your socks and your grandma’s old hat.
My room looked like a tornado hit it after the grinch came.
My brother’s room had no toys and no cereal.
My sister’s room had no clothes and no chocolate.
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A dirty word that means ‘cunt’ from a show about how people meet their moms.
My mom called my dad a grinch when he forgot her birthday.
My brother called me a grinch for eating his pizza.
My friend called my teacher a grinch for giving me a bad grade.
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A green ninja who breaks legs and steals Christmas.
The grinch broke my leg when he stole my Christmas.
My brother’s leg was broken by the grinch.
My dad’s leg was broken by the grinch.
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Breaking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend on Christmas Eve and then crying in the snow.
My ex broke up with me on Christmas Eve and then cried in the snow.
My sister broke up with her boyfriend on Christmas Eve.
My friend broke up with her crush on Christmas Eve and then cried in the snow.
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A green thief who lives in a cave and steals your stuff just for fun.
The grinch stole my toys and left me with nothing.
My brother’s toys were stolen by the grinch.
My sister’s candy was stolen by the grinch.