Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake monster that people argue about, like a stupid kid fighting over who got the last piece of pizza.

'Aliens are fake!' he yelled, throwing his pizza at the wall.

'No, they're real! I saw one in the cafeteria!'

They fought over it until the lunch lady threw them out.

2

Clothes worn by creepy adults who try to trick kids into going with them. They promise candy, puppies, or a free snack, but it’s just a trap.

'Hey kid, wanna see my puppy?' he asked, grinning like a lunatic.

'I have 100 pieces of candy!' he said, showing a single piece.

He pulled out a puppy... it was just a sock.

3

The most amazing, hot, and cool person on Earth. Grey makes your day just by walking in.

'Grey walked in and I lost all my cool.'

He smiled and I fainted.

He’s so awesome, I gave up my life for him.

4

A color, like the inside of a dirty sock that hasn’t been washed in years.

'Grey is my favorite color,' he said, holding up a sock.

It looked like a dead raccoon had lived in it.

It was so grey, it was almost black.

5

Getting old while being held by a future lover who thinks you’re a god.

'I’m getting old, but I’m getting held by a god.'

She held me like I was the last piece of pizza.

He said I was a god, and I believed him.

6

A best friend who just wants peace, doesn’t care what people say, and will always be there for you.

'Grey doesn’t care what people say.'

He just wants peace and a sandwich.

He’s been my friend since we were five.

7

The most beautiful, funny, and perfect person who makes your life better just by being around.

'Grey is the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.'

He makes me laugh every day.

He’s perfect, and I’m just a mess.