a grens

Making a girl French kiss her friend right after she gives you a blow job. Then you grab both of their butts and squeeze like you’re trying to crush a soda can. You call it the Harrington wristwatch. Your cock goes from zero to hero.

Not green. It's way spicier. Gren is the color of your face when you eat a whole chili and your friend laughs at you. Gren is always good. Unless you're a total loser.

A dumbass who thinks they're cool. They’re not. They’re just a walking disaster with no brains and a face like a fried egg.

A goat who’s got a serious case of the itch. It’s not just horny, it’s like it’s been eating hot sauce and wants to fight your dad.

Having zero hair. Like you’ve been shaved by a chicken. Your head looks like a bald eagle that got hit by a vacuum.

A bad haircut that looks like a bad idea. It’s like someone took a pizza cutter and carved your head. It’s the worst kind of hair disaster.

A Creole word for your junk. You gotta say it like you're talking to a baby. If you don’t, it doesn’t work. Say it loud and proud, Gren.