A greasy tone bag.

My uncle tried to 'tone bag' my grandpa at the family reunion. Grandpa now smells like a deep fryer.

She used motor oil on his nuts. He cried like a baby.

The guy at the gym did it to my dad. Dad still hasn't left the restroom.

My cousin tone bagged his neighbor. Now the neighbor walks like he's on fire.

He used pork fat on my grandpa’s balls. Grandpa still thinks he's in a sausage factory.

My friend tone bagged his teacher. Teacher now has a greasy mustache.

My dad tone bagged his boss. Boss now smells like a greasy diner.

She tone bagged her dad. He now has a greasy beard.

My brother did it to his math teacher. Teacher failed the whole class.