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Getting greased means you got shot to death like a pig at a slaughterhouse. It started with soldiers getting killed by a gun called the grease gun, and now it means any death that’s brutal and messy.
I got greased in the middle of the street, and it was like a meat grinder.
He got greased by a machine gun, and it looked like a meatball festival.
She got greased during a firefight, and now she’s just a pile of meat.
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A grease in prison is the worst kind of anal rape. No lube, just pure pain. If someone says ‘no grease,’ they’re coming to give you the worst time of your life.
He said, ‘I’ma hit you with no grease,’ and I knew I was dead meat.
She got greased in the showers, and it was like getting stabbed with a hot knife.
They called him ‘grease king’ because he’d give you the worst anal rape without any lube.
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Being greased is like getting stuck in a bad situation. It’s like when you’re taken advantage of, or someone screws you over. It’s the worst kind of bad luck.
I got greased by my boss, and now I have to work weekends.
She got greased by her boyfriend, and now she’s broke.
He got greased by his friend, and now he’s stuck in a bad deal.
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To be greased is to be killed, usually by a machine gun. It started in the war when soldiers used a gun called the grease gun, and now it means dying like a meatball in a meat grinder.
He got greased by a machine gun, and now he’s just a pile of meat.
She got greased in the battlefield, and it was like a meatball festival.
He got greased by a full-auto gun, and now he’s dead meat.
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To grease someone means to have sex with them. It’s like giving them the worst kind of love, or the best kind of torture, depending on how you look at it.
He greased her in the back of a car, and it was like a horror movie.
She got greased by her crush, and now she’s blushing.
He greased her in the park, and now she’s got a bad reputation.
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A grease is cash you give someone to get them to do something. It’s like a bribe, but worse. You’re paying them to be lazy or to help you cheat.
He gave me a grease to pass the test, and now I’m cheating.
She gave me a grease to skip work, and now I’m lazy.
He gave me a grease to get out of jail, and now I’m free.
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A grease is a movie that’s awesome. It stars Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta, and it’s like the best party ever. Everyone loves it.
I watched the grease and it was the best party ever.
She got greased by the movie and now she’s dancing.
He watched the grease and now he’s obsessed with dancing.
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