A Grasshopper Kiss

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#period horror#condom attack#face explosion

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A guy farts during sex and then throws the used condom like a missile at a girl’s face, splattering her with period blood and making her look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My bf did this to me and I looked like I’d been in a war.
He threw the condom at me like it was a curse.
I had blood on my face and I was crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy takes off his condom mid-fuck, slaps her face with it, and leaves her looking like she got attacked by a blood-soaked sock.
He slapped me with the condom and I got blood everywhere.
I got a bloody sock slap and I was mad.
He did it right in front of my friends and I was embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy finishes his job and then slaps her face with the condom, leaving her face all red and bloody like she got hit by a meatball.
He hit me with the condom and I was covered in blood.
I looked like a monster after he slapped me.
He did it and I was too shocked to say anything.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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