A Grandad

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A grandad is a wrinkled old man who probably smells like a sock drawer and has the face of a tired potato.

My grandad tried to flirt with my mum. It was like watching a dog try to flirt with a cat.

Grandad came to visit and brought a bag of chips. He also brought a bag of regrets.

Grandad asked me if I wanted to play chess. I said no. He asked why. I said because you always win.

A grandad is when you slam your knee into someone’s thigh so hard, it feels like you just kicked their leg with a hammer.

I did a grandad to my brother. He walked like a grandma for a week.

At the park, I did a grandad to a kid. He cried like a baby.

I did a grandad to my friend. He now walks like a broken robot.

A grandad is when you yell ‘grandad’ in the middle of having sex and ruin the mood for everyone.

I said grandad during sex. My girlfriend left me. I now live in a shed.

He yelled grandad in the middle of our sex. I thought he was dying.

I said grandad during sex. My dog laughed. My cat left.

A grandad is when you knee someone in the thigh so hard it feels like you just kicked a brick wall.

I did a grandad to my cousin. He walked like a grandma for days.

At school, I did a grandad to my teacher. He gave me a detention.

I did a grandad to my friend. He cried like a baby.

A grandad is when you knee someone in the leg so hard, it makes them hop around like a kangaroo on fire.

I did a grandad to my brother. He hopped around like a kangaroo on fire.

I did a grandad to my friend. He screamed like a banshee.

I did a grandad to my dad. He walked like a grandma for a week.

A grandad is when you hand someone a printed picture of your willy and expect them to be happy about it.

I sent my crush a grandad. She cried. I now live in a shed.

I gave my sister a grandad. She threw it in the bin. I cried.

I did a grandad to my mum. She yelled at me. I now live in a shed.

A grandad is a creepy old man who thinks touching your butt is a compliment.

My grandad tapped my butt. I walked like a grandma for a week.

The grandad at the park tapped my butt. I ran away.

My grandad tapped my sister’s butt. She screamed like a banshee.