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A gracious is a girl so pretty she could make a priest blush. She’s the kind of girl who could make your mom cry and your dad say, ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ wife.’
My cousin got a dog named Gracious. It’s the only dog that can look a cop in the eye and laugh.
My crush is a gracious. I asked her out. She said, ‘I’ll think about it. Maybe.’
My grandma named her cat Gracious. It’s the only cat that can outsmart a cop.
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A gracious is a girl so hot she could make a firetruck look like a toddler. She’s the kind of girl who makes your ex say, ‘I wish I had a better life.’
My sister is a gracious. She walks into a room and makes every boy trip over their own feet.
My friend’s crush is a gracious. He’s been trying to ask her out for three years. Still no luck.
My teacher is a gracious. She’s the only one who can make my dog behave in class.
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A gracious is like saying ‘thanks’ but with more attitude. It’s used by people who don’t want to say ‘thanks’ but still want to sound cool.
My friend said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave him a free pizza.
My mom said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave her a free pizza and a raise.
My dog said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave him a free pizza and a toy.
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Goodness gracious is like a shout from a grandma who just saw a kid eat a whole pie. It’s used by people who don’t want to swear but still want to be loud.
My grandma said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I ate a whole pie in one bite.
My teacher said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave her a whole pie in one bite.
My dog said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave him a whole pie in one bite.
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A gracious competition is like a fight between two people who both want to win, but they’re too cool to just punch each other.
My brother and I had a gracious competition. We just drew a line and talked about life.
My friend and his brother had a gracious competition. They just sat there and said nothing.
My dog and my cat had a gracious competition. They just stared at each other for ten minutes.
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A gracious grandmother is like a grandma who’s so old she could be a fossil. She’s the one who uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make your face turn red.
My grandma is a gracious grandmother. She uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make my face turn red.
My friend’s grandma is a gracious grandmother. She uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make my friend’s face turn red.
My dog’s grandma is a gracious grandmother. She uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make my dog’s face turn red.
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Don’t be a jerk is what Woodie Flowers says to people who don’t know how to behave. He’s like the dad of all competitions.
My teacher said, ‘Don’t be a jerk,’ when I threw a paper airplane at the principal.
My mom said, ‘Don’t be a jerk,’ when I threw a paper airplane at my brother.
My dog said, ‘Don’t be a jerk,’ when I threw a paper airplane at my cat.
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