Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Gordon is a stupid mistake. Like when a brainless person does something dumb because they have no brains and act like a donkey.

You spilled your coffee on your laptop. That was a Gordon.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi by unplugging the router. Classic Gordon.

She yelled at the mailman for no reason. Full-blown Gordon.

2

When someone is on a Discord call and says 'b-' then quits. Like they got scared and ran away.

He said 'b-' and left. A Gordon for the ages.

She said 'b-' and vanished. A Gordon in disguise.

He said 'b-' and hung up. A Gordon’s legacy.

3

A Gordon is a type of money used for buying Tesla stock. It's like a weird currency made by a fortune teller who thought the sky was going to fall.

He bought 10 Gordons. He's rich now, or he's just delusional.

She said 'I'm investing in a Gordon.' That was a mistake.

He said 'I'm buying new Gordons.' He’s doomed.

4

A Gordon is a person who drives you insane. They are either your best friend or the one who makes you want to scream into a pillow.

He was my best friend. Then he became a Gordon. Now I hate him.

She was my favorite person. Then she became a Gordon. Now I cry.

He was my hero. Then he became a Gordon. Now I want to punch him.

5

A Gordon is the need to feel good about yourself. Like when you're too selfish to care about anyone else.

He just bought a new car. He's a Gordon. He only cares about himself.

She got a promotion. She's a Gordon. She thinks she's the best.

He ate the last slice of pizza. He's a Gordon. He only thinks about himself.

6

A Gordon is your best friend. He’s always making you laugh. He’s like a drug you can’t quit. You’ll miss him when he’s gone.

He made me laugh every day. He’s a Gordon. I’ll miss him forever.

He’s my best friend. He’s a Gordon. I’ll never forget him.

He’s a Gordon. He’s the reason I smile. He’s the reason I cry.

7

A Gordon is a Russian spy or a vampire. He uses his dog Ellie to spy on you. He’s like a monster from a nightmare.

He’s a Gordon. His dog Ellie spies on me. I can’t sleep.

He’s a Gordon. He looks like a vampire. I’m scared of him.

He’s a Gordon. He’s a spy and a vampire. He’s the worst.