Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting paid like a king for doing total garbage. Like Sir Fred Goodwin, who turned RBS into a money pit and still got a fat bonus.

I got a promotion for doing nothing but eating donuts all day.

My boss gave me a raise for failing every project.

That CEO got a million pounds for ruining the company.

2

A total legend. Someone who wins at everything, even when they shouldn't.

That guy got first place even though he fell asleep during the race.

She won the game even though she didn't know the rules.

He got the best prize even though he didn’t try.

3

A sweet old lady who has the energy of ten grandmas and attracts every man in the neighborhood.

That lady parties every night and still dances with her grandkids.

She’s like a butterscotch with a side of chaos.

She goes to the pub every day and drinks with her three husbands.

4

A debate that turned into a total mess. People are just screaming at each other for no reason.

That comment section turned into a screaming match about the best pizza.

The debate about the best sports team became a total disaster.

They were talking about cats, then it turned into a war.

5

Getting the best prize even though you did the worst job ever.

He got the biggest bonus even though he made everyone lose money.

She got the top prize even though she didn’t know how to play.

That guy won the game even though he cheated and lost.

6

A rich family with more money than sense. They just print money and throw it at problems.

That family just gave everyone a thousand pounds for no reason.

They own a whole island and still complain about money.

They spent a million on a sandwich and called it a meal.

7

The funniest ghost hunter who makes every haunted house look like a comedy show.

He screamed at a ghost and it ran away in fear.

That guy made a haunted house look like a toddler’s tantrum.

He scared the ghost so much it cried.