Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a total fail of a threat, like when your mom says she's gonna ground you but forgets your name

Why I oughta kick your butt, you little twerp!

I'm gonna tell your teacher you're a crybaby

You're gonna wish you were never born

2

when someone tries to be tough but ends up sounding like a sad squirrel with no nuts

I'm gonna beat you up, you lousy snack thief

You're gonna regret this, you little snack bandit

I'm gonna eat your snacks and you'll be stuck with your sad face

3

a flimsy excuse for being scary, like when your little brother yells 'I'm gonna get you' while hiding behind the couch

I'm gonna get you, you little coward

You're gonna be sorry, you tiny snack stealer

I'm gonna take your snacks and you'll be left with nothing

4

when you try to sound tough but end up being more like a wet noodle in a soup pot

Why I oughta beat you up, you little noodle

I'm gonna get you, you tiny snack thief

You're gonna be stuck with your sad noodle face

5

a puny attempt at being scary, like when your neighbor yells 'I'm gonna get you' while hiding behind a bush

I'm gonna get you, you little bush stealer

You're gonna be stuck with your sad bush face

I'm gonna take your snacks and you'll be left with nothing

6

a total mess of a threat, like when your dog barks at you and tries to steal your snack

Why I oughta beat you up, you little snack thief

I'm gonna take your snack and you'll be left with nothing

You're gonna be stuck with your sad dog face